|Central Park turtle pals|
Sometimes, when someone is vexing me, you offer to throw rotten eggs at them. And while I will probably never take you up on this offer of retribution, I gotta say - it always makes me smile. Your friendship and loyalty - even to the point of putrid projectiles - is much, much, much appreciated.
If I were to ever start a gang*, I would totally ask you to join. I wouldn't even make you go through gang initiation, because you have already proved your merit and mettle. I know you gots my back.
The words may be trite but I swear the sentiment is true: Thank you for being a friend.
*Our gang colors would be blush and bashful, and our secret gang handshake would be a hug.