Steven Colbert had this to say in his recent op-ed piece in the New York Times, regarding his qualifications to be the next President of the United States:
"Look at the moral guidance I offer. On faith: “After Jesus was born, the Old Testament basically became a way for Bible publishers to keep their word count up.” On gender: “The sooner we accept the basic differences between men and women, the sooner we can stop arguing about it and start having sex.” On race: “While skin and race are often synonymous, skin cleansing is good, race cleansing is bad.” On the elderly: “They look like lizards.”"
How is that guy so funny!? I think he may be one of the current leading causes of incontinence in this county. As I baby-step towards a degree in Old Testament studies, I find his comment above particularly hilarious.
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