A Rogue By Any Other Name
If I wasn't so enamored with my city-livin', public-transportation-takin' lifestyle, and if I had about $20,000 to burn, I would totally buy this car: the new Nissan Rogue.
I have no idea what kind of gas mileage it gets, nor what its safety/performance ratings are like, nor any of those statistics that a more responsible person would use to judge an automobile. I just really love the name. Rogue. Rogue, rogue, rogue-ity-rogue.
Pedestrian, pointing: "Whose Rogue is that?"
Me, modestly: "That's my Rogue, sir! That's my Rogue."
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Postscript: I suggested to my brother that he should buy a Nissan Rogue, because if anyone is a true rogue, it's my brother. However, he tells me that foreign-car- ownership would impede his trash-talking with Republicans. Alas. If only Chevy had thought of this name before Nissan!!
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